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Better Than CliffsNotes?

Posted by goodmind on July 31st, 2008

McSweeney’s now offers Hamlet (Facebook News Feed Edition).  It’s not written in iambic pentameter, but it’s still pretty good.  Here’s Act III for your enjoyment;

Polonius says Hamlet’s crazy … crazy in love!

Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and Hamlet are now friends.

Hamlet wonders if he should continue to exist. Or not.

Hamlet thinks Ophelia might be happier in a convent.

Ophelia removed “moody princes” from her interests.

Hamlet posted an event: A Play That’s Totally Fictional and In No Way About My Family

The king commented on Hamlet’s play: “What is wrong with you?”

Polonius thinks this curtain looks like a good thing to hide behind.

Polonius is no longer online.

Hamlets Facebook Picture

Hamlet's Facebook Picture

 

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